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Anonymous asked: You're no a pothaed, shutt he fuck up.You're a fucking fake. You stay reblogging and shit. Don't act.

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i should really invest in a bowl of my own, so i...

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wedancelikeanimals: new year’s eve is on a saturday which means that it may not be my weekend but it’s gonna be my year

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"Happy Endings" by Margaret Atwood

John and Mary meet. What happens next? If you want a happy ending, try A. A. John and Mary fall in love and get married. They both have worthwhile and remunerative jobs which they find stimulating and challenging. They buy a charming house. Real estate values go up. Eventually, when they can afford live-in help, they have two children, to whom they are devoted. The children turn out well. John...

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i dropped the btr bomb on ed.

E: Are they like Justin Bieber?
Me: EW, NO. They're, like, in their twenties and they write a lot of their own music. And they act! :3
E: Ewwwwwwwww!
Me: NOOOOO! LEAVE THEM ALONE/
E: No.
Me: Why?
Me: Just let me love them.

Dec 28th

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